Dinosaur Alfredo

Disclaimer:   I NEVER, EVER, EVER claimed to be a chef.  EVER.  Remember that.  ;0)

Well, yesterday, in an ongoing effort to put off grocery shopping for ONE MORE DAY, I created a new dish....and I've recorded my creative process for the recipe books.  You might want to write it down.....or not.   LOL

RECIPE CARD:
Excavate the freezer for meat.  Oh, you only have chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs?  No problem.
Cook the dinosaurs.     Cut the dinosaurs into small pieces....(How ELSE would you eat a dinosaur?)
Boil spaghetti....add butter so there's no sticky mess.   (Dinosaurs get stuck in 'sticky mess' and they don't like it.) 
Throw (I mean...add) the dinosaur chunks into the spaghetti.
Add lemon-pepper to taste.  (Keep it handy)
And WA-LA.!!!!!.....DINOSAUR  ALFREDO.

Kinda tasted like chicken....go figure....LOL....Not 'gourmet'.....but 'G-may'.  :0)
Commentary from the critic, Coco:   "Wow, that's the weirdest Alfredo I've ever seen....."
Me:   "Be quiet and eat your dinosaur."   (THAT turned my giggle box over.......)

I've always wanted to say that.....Well, no, not really....but there's ALOT of things I say now that I never thought I'd say.  I'm a MOM after all.....it's allowed.    :0)

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