Friday, August 20, 2010

FRIDAY 'IRRELEVANT' FUN

My favorite irrelevant fact of the day:     
An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

I am trying to increase that number today. Let’s see if I can do it………… :0) G


MORE AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

Every person has a unique tongue print.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

In one town in California, there is a $600 fine for detonating a nuclear weapon inside city limits.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

Bubble gum contains rubber.

You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.

Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.

                          About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.   [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]

It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific.

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

Mosquitoes have teeth.

Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.

Aztec emperor Montezuma had nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."

"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II

killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.

Sherlock Holmes never did say "Elementary, my dear Watson."

If you laughed at at least HALF of these……I have accomplished my goal of increasing your laugh percentage by 100%!!!!!!!    NOW, your assignment is "Pay it forward".
Have an awesome FRIDAY and DON’T forget to DANCE!!!!!!!
LYG, G

1 comment:

  1. oO wow! and No ties Go for the shortest sentence! And they have recently proven the Neanderthals brain was smaller it was most likely missing the part that allows us to communicate the way we do but still oO

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