Sunday, August 29, 2010

TOY STORY 14

Our story opens as Coco and I had to literally fly into Walmart this bright sunny Saturday morning and get a present for my niece who was having her 4th birthday that day. 
Me:  "So...pick something for her....that's perfect...but do it quick."    Yeah right...you have two girls shopping in Walmart...it's going to take longer than that.  LOL
CoCo:  "Okay....so here's the 'Pink' aisle....(Barbie and dolls and things)...we can start here."
We're walking down the aisle and this box on the bottom shelf starts moving....and barking.
CoCo jumped...I jumped.  We inspect it a little closer and it's a 'FurReal' lifesize poodle, who just keeps wagging his tail and stuff.  (They are motion activated...maybe we just should've moved on a bit, huh?)   Anyway, I'm standing there looking at some other 'smaller' motion activated kittens (which is actually what we ended up buying my niece)....but while we're looking, this little poodle keeps up his antics.
Coco says.."Mom, he's still LOOKING at you."   Me:  "I KNOW....we're going to have go get out of here it's freaking me out a bit and I'm starting to feel sorry for him."  :-(
So, we proceed to the next aisle, with the meowing kitten in the basket with us....but still looking around, just in case there's something better on the next aisle. 
CoCo is about half way down that aisle and there are two BabyAlive dolls on the shelf at her face level.
They are standing in cribs and start JUMPING UP AND DOWN at the same time....and crying.
CoCo puts her hands over her eyes....and bolted farther down the aisle.   The next dolls she looked at started playing a 'music box' song when you walked past them that reminded her of  the movie 'One Missed Call'.  "Mom....just DON'T touch those!!"   And she was out of there at record speed.   I was laughing so hard by then, I was moving a little slower, but I made it out safely too.
I caught up with her, and she says..."Mom, LOOK I have goosebumps all over my arms!!!  I don't EVER want to go down those aisles again, okay????"  

I wonder if I took the boys down those aisles....knowing what was there......if our trips down the toy aisle would be limited???    Nah....that's probably too far fetched.   However....they will not get me ANYWHERE NEAR the Toy Story section.....I'm afraid that Buzz Lightyear might ACTUALLY be trying to get out of his box now.....and we ALL know he can do it, right?   So....No Way, Jose!  Count me out. 
Happy shopping!!!  (somewhere OTHER than the toy aisle, that is)
;0)  G

2 comments:

  1. ROFL!!!!!!!! Still laughing!!!!!!

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  2. HAHA THATS HILLARIOUS...I SEEN THAT DOG THE OTHER DAY AND IT SCARED ME TOO. IT IS KINDA CUTE THOUGH...GLAD I DIDNT SEE THE KITTENS I WOULDA HAD TO TAKE EM HOME

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